Butt, OK, poop, and kisses

I've decided, enough is enough, i need to be blogging about my day to day adventures in being the mommy of colin and andie. Time flies by so quickly, and they do so many exasperating things, that I need to make sure I'll remember it! I also want to share my experiences with my friends and family, because lets face it, sometimes it's just nice to sit back and laugh at someone elses blunders.
So, lets play a bit of catch up. I'm going back to YESTERDAY. So, although this may be TMI...i'm blogging about it, because it's just too damn funny not too. Colin is a BIT behind on his speech, but it seems that he is catching up rather quickly now. That's GREAT...except now i need to remember that, he's 2, and 2 year olds feel that they should share all information with friends, family, and strangers alike.
SO, after having these 2 precious children, my body has some wear. I'm not gonna lie...some of it isn't pretty. At the ripe ol' age of 28, I already am experiencing things, that some may argue shouldn't be experienced till much older, if ever. OK...so yesterday was a battle, uh with the bottom part of me. And so i went "potty" and of course since the days of going "potty" alone are long gone, colin was in there with me. I made the mistake of saying "ow, mommy's butt hurts". The rest of the afternoon colin would walk around saying "Butt" "momma, OWWIE". and point there. Well, i decide i need to go to the pharmacy and get something for this problem. So we walk in, colin andie and myself, and colin starts SHOUTING. BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT the whole way through the store. We then get to the section and i pick up my butt issue medication and start walking to the cash register. Colin then informs the clerk "Momma, Butt, OWIE!" JUST in case this poor indian man wasn't aware of what the product was for, colin made it quite clear. They both had a laugh, i was a bit mortified.

On to today.
I just have to say that colin probably has the kindest heart of any 2 year old boy I know. Don't get me wrong, he is VERY ornery, but with other kids he is very gentle, and kind. This morning he walked over to andie's crib and said "HI BABY" then gave her a big kiss. he's such a sweetie.

Colin woke up this morning with a new 'word". OK. It's so cute...he says "OK" to everything now. Love it.

After walk N roll was over this morning, i decided to head up the mall to H&M to pick up a couple outfits for the kids. I can't resist that place for them. I like the rocker style, have you. All is well until andie starts crying. I pick her up, and low and behold...she poops all over me, out of her diaper onto my nice white workout top. I now smell like a rotting pile of garbage and have to head the check out with poop on me. Is there ever a dull moment?!

This afternoon we headed to Petco to pick up Magnus dog food. Colin LOVES going there because they have the mini-his size shopping carts to push around. He looked like the proudest 2 year old on the planet, he was stearing it all around, throwing things into the basket, only stopping to look at the animals. He also decided it was a fabulous idea to kiss each glass casing of animals. I"m pretty sure this is unsanitary, but he kissed the mice glass cage, fish tanks, turtle cage etc. he loves animals...and i love disease.
signing of for today!
OK